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Anti Tera Patrick Fan Club



Famous porn star Tera Patrick has just got her first "anti fan club" formed by former fans well known as "Tera desperate". The working title of the club is "Anti Tera Patrick FUN Club" and the main cause of this odd and growing society seems to be getting in touch with this celebrity through provocation. It seems to be the secret what are their plans with her. Here is the message of Club founder, The Jerk:

It is about time for someone to do something and stop this Tera Patrick madness! Tera this, Tera that... blah, blah... And she's driving me nuts!
At this occasion I proclaim "Anti Tera Patrick Fun Club" officially opened for anyone with the following declaration of my personal resistance against you Tera Patrick:

I, The Jerk, the founding father of Anti Tera Society can not stand the phenomenon of Tera Patrick and I'm determined to fight you Tera Patrick both in my wet dreams and my dirty imagination. It's because of following reasons:

Tera I hate you because:


1. You are perfect and that is both insulting and frustrating
2. You used to be blond at the time
3. You are fluent in Hungarian
4. You are fluent in English
5. You got married without asking me first
6. You charge for your movies and pics and the best things in life are supposed to be FREE Tera!
7. You are drying me out
8. You announced retirement from the industry in 2002 and I cried.
9. You are Leo and we can never get along
10. You'll sue me for using your pics
11. You are reading this
12. You are not reading this
13. My boss found Tera Patrick signature model of Fleshlight in my drawer...
14. You are 3 years, 2 months and 18 days younger than me. That makes 1175 days being without you in this world!
15. You make love for charity. And where is your charity for me Tera?
16. You made me jerk you jerk.


WTF, come on folks! Tell her why you hate her! Just drop your load into the box bellow!


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Virtual Sex with Tera Patrick


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Wait cowboy!

So you wanna have sex with Tera Patrick?

First, Tera is MY girl. But it's OK this time..

Second, if your dirty penis wants to have anything with Tera Patrick
you must be 18 and older!



A) I swear I'm 18+. I want to have sex with Tera Patrick
(you will leave this website)

B) Err, next year maybe. I'll find my way around...

Tera Patrick lingerieIsn't she Lovely...


P.S: Did you know that Tera Patrick's husband has exclusive right to perform in Tera Patric movies?



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Meet Girls: Tera Patrick


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One has to be very brave or hell of a jerk to try and describe Tera Patrick in one word. OK,I'm jerk and I'll try: paradise. But possibly the best comment on Tera came from my friend the other day: "I feel urge to make Tera Patrick pregnant". I could just keep my soaking wet mouth shut. I know I can't make love to Tera, but I can have virtual sex with Tera Patrick whenever I want!
Tera's real name is Linda Ann Hopkins Shapiro. Unlike everything on her, her original name was kinda too long to remember so she's (just) Tera Patrick now, though I'd love to add her my last name (LOL). Still, it's too late for that - Tera is happily married to her husband Evan Seinfeld. And he doesn't share Tera With anyone. Pitty...

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If you look carefully into her face, you'll notice some touch of The Far East. Yes, Tera Patrick origin is bit complicated: her father is half Danish and half English and her mother is of pure Thai descent. But it's not only that her stunning beauty makes her top ten adult star: Tera Patrick is well educated woman in both biology and medicine. In fact I bet it's both her appearance and the spirit that resulted with this: she is the only woman in the world to ever concur the covers of Playboy and Penthouse simultaneously! Dude, Tera Patrick is so much more than adult actress.





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Whenever I watch Tera's interviews I feel something's cooking in my stomach, if you know what I mean. Us mortals will never get to have sex with Tera Patrick, but at least we can have virtual sex with Tera Patrick! Yes, she made sure to help us know just how it feels to be inside her!

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P.S:

Hey Tera, I don't have hairy back and I don't spell your name like "Tara Patrick". I know how much you hate that, doll...




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