How to make homemade vagina

Hello Lonesome Jerk!

You must be here 'cos you're sick of giving yourself hand job and looking for some way to make fake vagina? Don't worry, you are on the right place!

I'll teach you how to make the BEST REALISTIC HOMEMADE FAKE VAGINA SIMULATOR in 5 easy steps! You'll be screaming with pleasure in like 10 min and I bet you can not last more than 5 minutes! Here is the aspirin for your combat head , just read on...

For this experiment we are going to need following "vagina parts" and say - sexual accessories:

1. one empty plastic bottle (from juice or the world's most popular brand - I can't tell you the name or I'll get busted by Santa in Atlanta). Make sure the bottle is in good shape, reasonably firm and has bottle cap on.

2. one plastic bag - try 'n keep from garbage bags especially used ones. Blow and pump it first - no holes allowed.

3. wide sealing tape or even better 2 or 3 strong but elastic rubber tags

4. hot water (as hot as you want your homemade vagina to be hot!)

5. Some kind of lubricant (try something mild like baby oil and stay away from anything peppermint or alcohol based. Fake vagina is for fun, remember? )

6. Tera Patrick pics and clips for the best results!

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Building your new toy: Mrs. Vagina

Step 1: Take the bottle, cut off the bottom, unscrew the cap.

Step 2: Take plastic bag and pull the bag bottom through the bottle neck so that 2 to 3 inches of the bag are over the top.

Step 3: Spread out and wrap the bag's open part over the lower part of the bottle surface and fix it to the bottle with whatever you have from vagina parts No. 3.

In just seconds your homemade vagina is ready to ride, but here is the hot part:

Step 4: Remember the bag bottom? Hold it with one hand and sip the hot water into the bottle! If you did good job in step 3, the water will stay between the bottle and the bag inside giving your artificial vagina simulator softness and it will imitate the real vagina heat! And remember to screw bottle cap back OVER those 2-3 inches of bag bottom!!!

Step 5: I guess you know what to do with lubricant...

I tried literarily every recipe for fake vagina out there and this one is the best by far. It feels very realistic, but the only problem is it takes some time to make it. And you can use it only once (one night stand, wink...). Here is good homemade vagina video instruction (no tone so you don't have to turn off the music if on!)

Therefore at last, in my humble opinion, no home made vagina can compare to something I use these days. Actually it is modeled from real vagina from my favorite celebrity and it feels a bit better than homemade vagina. Just look at it:



Wanna see guy fucking it? Go HERE - great video inside!