1. You can enjoy a single fake vagina all month.
2. Fake vagina never gets pregnant.
3. You don't have to wine and dine a fake vagina.
4. Your fake vagina will always wait patiently for you in the car.
5. When fake vagina goes wasted you toss it out.
6. Fake vagina is never late.
7. Fake vagina wont't earn you STD.
8. A fake vagina doesn't get jealous when you grab another fake vagina.
9. Fake vagina will never ask if your intentions are serious.
10. Whenever you're horny, you know you can always pick up a fake vagina.
11. Fake vagina never has a headache.
12. After you pound fake vagina, it is still worth at least a dime.
13. A fake vagina won't get upset if you smell by another fake vagina.
14. Fake vagia is always in a mood for sex.
15. You can have more than one fake vagina a night and not feel guilty.
16. A fake vagina ALWAYS goes down easy.
17. You can share a fake vagina with your friends.
18. You always know that you are the first one to hit fake vagina.
19. A fake vagina is always wet.
20. Fake vagina doesn't demand equality.
21. A fake vagina doesn't care when you come.
22. A video of you with fake vagina can actually earn you money.
23. There's no such thing as frigid fake vagina.
24. You don't have to wash a fake vagina before it smells good.
25. Fake vagina always cums.
26. Fake vagina doesn't mind being in the "wet spot" that IT left.
27. You can't catch anything but a "buzz" from a fake vagina.
28. After you have a fake vagina, you're committed to nothing other than
dumping it.
29. A fake vagina never costs you more than 50 dollars and never leaves
you horny.
30. When your fake vagina is wasted, you just get another.
31. You never find fake vagina labels on the shower curtain rod.
32. Fake vagina looks the same in the morning.
33. Fake vagina doesn't look you up in a month.
34. Fake vagina doesn't worry about someone walking in.
35. Fake vagina doesn't worry about waking the kids.
36. Fake vagina doesn't get cramps.
37. Fake vagina doesn't have a mother.
38. Fake vagina doesn't have morals.
39. Fake vagina doesn't go crazy once a month.
40. Fake vagina always listens and never argues.
41. Fake vagina labels don't go out of style every year.
42. Fake vagina doesn't whine.
43. Fake vagina doesn't have cold hands/feet.
44. Fake vagina doesn't demand legality.
45. Fake vagina is never overweight.
46. If you change fake vaginas, you don't have to pay alimony.
47. Fake vagina won't run off with your credit cards.
48. Fake vagina doesn't have a lawyer.
49. Fake vagina doesn't need much closet space.
50. Fake vagina can't give your herpes or other nasty things.
51. Fake vagina doesn't complain about the way you drive.
52. Fake vagina doesn't mind if you fart or belch.
53. Fake vagina never changes its mind.
54. Fake vagina doesn't tease you or play hard to get.
55. Fake vagina never asks you to change the station.
56. Fake vagina doesn't make you go shopping.
57. Fake vagina doesn't tell you to mow the grass.
58. Fake vagina doesn't mind seeing Chuck Norris and Charles Bronson flicks.
59. Fake vagina is always easy to pick up.
60. Big, fat fake vaginas are nice to have.
61. Fake vagina doesn't pout or play games.
62. Fake vagina NEVER says no.
63. Fake vagina is easy to get into.
64. Fake vagina never complains when you take it somewhere.
65. Fake vagina doesn't need to go to the 'powder room' with other fake vaginas.
66. Fake vagina doesn't wear a bra.
67. Fake vagina doesn't mind getting dirty.
68. Fake vagina doesn't complain about insensitivity.
69. Fake vagina doesn't use up your toilet paper.
70. Fake vagina doesn't live with its mother.
71. Fake vagina doesn't blow you off.
72. Fake vagina doesn't care if you have no culture or manners.
73. Fake vagina doesn't bitch, yell, or cry.
74. Fake vagina doesn't mind football season.
75. A fake vagina won't make you go to church.
76. A fake vagina is more likely to know how to spell "carburetor" than a woman.
77. A fake vagina doesn't think baseball is stupid simply because the guys spit.
78. A fake vagina doesn't think DOS is pronounced "dose".
79. A fake vagina doesn't give a fuck if you keep a bunch of other fake vagina around.
80. A fake vagina will not insist that those odious Michelin commercials
with babies are "cute".
81. If a fake vagina leaks all over the room, it smells kinda good for a while.
82. A fake vagina will not call you a sexist pig if you say "doberman"
instead of "doberperson".
83. A fake vagina won't get a job as a DJ and play 5 straight hours of
lesbian folk music on your favorite radio station.
84. A fake vagina won't claim that the Three Stooges are shitheads.
85. A fake vagina won't raise a fuss about a little thing like leaving the
toilet seat up.
86. If you mention a "three-hundred-fifty cubic-inch V8" around a fake vagina,
it won't think you're talking about an enormous can of vegetable
juice.
87. A fake vagina won't whine that seatbelts hurt.
88. A fake vagina won't smoke in your car.
89. Fake vagina does not notice how your socks smell.
90. A fake vagina will never buy a car with automatic transmission.
91. Fake vagina does not want your remote control.
92. A fake vagina is always ready to leave on time.
93. A fake vagina never fishes for compliments.
94. Some fake vaginas (e.g. FleshLight) actually smell nice.
95. A fake vagina won't make you pick up some tampons when you go to the
grocery store.
96. A fake vagina won't accuse you of lying when you say you read Penthouse
"just for the articles".
97. A fake vagina won't worry that you'll go to jail if you videotape a
Giants game without the expressed, written consent of the
National Football League.
98. A fake vagina won't fill up your car with cheesy 85-octane gas with the
excuse: "But I saved a quarter!"
99. A fake vagina will *never* make you go to a French movie.
100. A fake vagina won't accuse you of being a sexist pig if you say "Gene
Hackman" instead of "Gene Hackperson".
101. When you're through with a fake vagina, the thought of another fake vagina
doesn't make you ill.
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